I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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