There is no way he is gay with that hair.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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