But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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