Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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