Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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