It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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