he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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