Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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