Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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