we have pet lesbian snakes
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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