are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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