So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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