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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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