Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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