found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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