dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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