At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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