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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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