if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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