i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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