How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I puked a lego.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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