do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
