Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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