Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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