I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
