I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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