Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
