Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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