im having a threesome with these popsicles
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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