just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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