well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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