The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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