you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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