STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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