It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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