Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
