We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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