How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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