thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
My ATM looks so different sober.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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