no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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