I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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