i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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