Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just tell him i said nine months
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I have feelings that need drinking.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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