he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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