i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nicole vs. Life
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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