so explain again why im purple
no
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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