..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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