I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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