Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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