you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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