he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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