she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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