Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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