Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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